At the bottom of my hamper was a plate (in my defense- a clear plate) with a little bit of tortilla on it. I havent bought this brand of tortilla for months.
This, and the zits on my forehead since using "Body Fantasies" micro dermabrasion, convince me that I am, actually, a 15 year old boy.
(Side note: I looked at the back of the box of Micro Dermabrasion [that I bought at Marshall's] and saw that it is made by Parfums de Coeur. That is the company that makes designer imposter's perfume!)