If you have fresh breath, no BO, no criminal record, and you take me here I will make out with you for a half hour.
So next thing your going to tell me is "for $15,000, you could help so many people in a third world country" and to that I say "so what! I want to sleep underwater!" There are some things that rich people do that I think are a rediculous waste of money, but the idea of an underwater hotel is pretty fucking cool.
So who's up for it? I have been told I'm a good kisser! And I don't care if you have an eyepatch or a bum hip, as long as you pay for the trip, and use the scope, you get the smooches.