Sunday, October 23, 2005

Skanky dream- with morals

I just woke up from a funny dream

Myself and my friend had been pressured into being on a really skanky reality show where you dress up in the sleaziest clothes and try to seduce and kiss up to celebrity judges by sleeping with them and doing musical performances. They vote someone off every week until the last woman remains, and who knows what she wins. I think it was a playboy tv show. My friend and I were pressured into doing it by my uncle, because they did not have enough woman willing to be on the show (sad that is only true in my dreams) and they needed two more contestants.

So one of the contestants was a morph of Robbie Williams and the blonde lead singer from the Prodigy (I think his name is Liam.) He was wicked hot and wanted to introduce me to more music.

In the dream I didn't sleep with him, I backed off and didn't really compete on the show. It seemed degrading to me, and I had decided not to sleep with the Robbie Williams character, because I knew it wasn't good for me, since I knew I would get emotionally attached to Robbie Williams.

I also loved thigh high boots in the dream (WTF?) ;)

mood: happy to have rested, but still moving slowly

34 comments:

Drake said...

Um, Diana... Sorry to break this to you, but that wasn't a dream. Watch for the DVD/VHS release of "Flight Attendants Gone Wild."

Stay safe!
Drake :)

Diana Crabtree said...

Uh Oh

Radin said...

What a dream. I liked that.

Satan said...

Sometimes, when I, Satan, look into you mind I get really, really disturbed... and that's saying something.

But then I realise you're having sex dreams on your blog and I get turned on...

Diana Crabtree said...

Notice I did NOT sleep with Robbie Liam Williams, if there is no sex, how can it be a sex dream?

And if it were a sex dream, I would have won the contest :) (uh! now I am disturbed too)

Satan said...

Details, details, doesn't mean I'm not turned on ; )

Diana Crabtree said...

Understood, Robbie Williams does it for me too

Satan said...

Yeah, particularly in thigh high boots, mmmmmm, know that's some fine booty.

Diana Crabtree said...

MMMM, now I know what I am going to dream about tonight!

Satan said...

kittens??

Diana Crabtree said...

Even though it is so disturbing you are so good at looking into my mind!

Yes kittens.
















In thigh high boots

Satan said...

Ahhhh, you mean Antonio Banderas?!

Diana Crabtree said...

LOL. I didn't even see that movie, but LOL. (Did you google that?)

How are you?

Satan said...

Actually, I did use google briefly but it was only to check the spelling of his name... I had it right.

I'm well, still struggling along...

You?

Diana Crabtree said...

Hee hee.

I could be worse. :)

I had a good time at my sweet-stay-at-home-mommy friend's. With all of my sex dreams I am shocked with how comfortable I am over there :)

Satan said...

Did you put on a performance for them... *...and this is how I ground myself on Robbies lap*

I'm sure they would have enjoyed it... stay at home mummies don't get a lot of action.

Diana Crabtree said...

Robbie and I only talked.

Shweet stay-at-home mommy is the one with the very smart little boy, a real sweetie, and she is SO conservative!

We did take our tops off and rub each other with lotion though!

Diana Crabtree said...

She is a massage therapist ;)

Satan said...

*ummmm, OK, I have that image in my head now... I'll be back in five minutes*

Word Ver: zucmyyoe = Suck my Yoe! Hahahahahahahahahaa

Diana Crabtree said...

Mpqhx isn't very funny is it?

What did you do this weekend?

Satan said...

Wait, give me sec... talk to me more about the rubbing of lotion...

Diana Crabtree said...

It is so not-sexual we could have done it in front of a church!

Diana Crabtree said...

I dont think the people at the church would have appreciated the lap dance demo though

Satan said...

I was only joking I had to get some work sorted out.

Weekend... Saturday was spent at a Filmmakers forum run by Sony and a short Film Festival called Tropfest. It was interesting but kinda boring too.

Sunday was spent with Monica just lazing around, doing house work and rubbing lotion.

Diana Crabtree said...

How could the film fest be boring? That sounds cool. Sunday sounds cool too :)

Satan said...

It wasn't actually a film festival, it's mostly product demonstrations (Sony has a whole buch of new high-definition production cameras) and a few closed forums on 'Legals', 'technical aspects of filmmaking' and screen writing. It was a little 'beneath' my level of filmmaking experience so it was sorta boring. The new Cameras a soooooo friggin cool though. Seriously in about 5 years you'll be ablt to make Hollywood style films with cameras that cost less than 10 Grand. Kill Hollywood I say, KILL!

Diana Crabtree said...

Sorry that it was so "beneath you" ;) I am excited to hear about the technology that will level the playing field some :)

Down with hollywood, VIVA BOLLYWOOD!

Satan said...

*Dpressed monotone voice*

"Hmrpf, everything is beneath me, I don't know why I even bother getting out of bed sometimes... it's all so boring... why is everyone so fucking useless and boring? Where's my razor, surely it's got to be less boring than this... I can't even be bothered to kill myself it's all so fucking beneath me"

Satan said...

It's actually not about levelling the playing field as such, you still need to be a really good filmmaker with an excellent vision. I think all it does it take the power to make films out of a few (very few) money men and puts it, for the first time, into the hands of individual filmmakers. Exciting times.

Diana Crabtree said...

That's what I meant (about taking that power from the few "money men" as you put it and putting it in the hands of artists.)

What movie is that quote from?

Satan said...

I'm not sure which...

but this conversation has just me an idea... Mmmmm... hang-on... I may be back in a while...

Diana Crabtree said...

m-kay

Satan said...

I'm going to be a while on this idea, thank you...

Love ya - I'll check in a bit later to see if you're still around. Sorry about bailing, but this comes under my new heading of 'not spending valuable time blogging when I have filmy stuff to concentrate on'. I'll chat to you soon. Take care.

Diana Crabtree said...

Hmm, I don't know how I feel about that, you attending to your dreams at the expense of lighthearted banter with me.

I am going to turn in (it's SOOOO late)

MWAH! I am excited that you are inspired.

Goodnight Baby ;)