The sometimes profane personal diary of a flight attendant with Social Phobia, Depression, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, and Suicidal Tendencies. Good times.
I did 15 mins of Yoga with the intention of becoming a human pretzel, I'm stuck and typing with my nose... please call an ambulance.Welcome back to comments beautiful girl. *smooch*Word Verification: didyu... No I did not.
HOW DID I SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT MY IM-STYLE BANTER????????Are you okay Satan? Do you need a massage?
You survived because it enabled you to post without detracting from your serious posts. LOL.A massage would be lovely but due to the distance I'll substitute getting naked, oiled and rubbed with a message.How are you??
I'm Okay BTW
Message therapy. Ha ha.I am fine. Right now I am writing 30 address labels for the brunette with huge knockers who's boyfriend I want to screw neighbor. Her father in FL had a stroke, and she needs him and I to send stuff she sold already or else she loses mucho dinero and gets bad e-bay feedback. I should write a post about it to make it seem like I am a good person.Damn it! I got lavender oil on the label!How have you been?
You are a good person... well, except for the impure thoughts about the big knockers boyfriend... In my books that makes you Very Good.We lost one half of the terrible duo. Thankfully the condescending cow went home. I think we're in for the hard part now... WOB's Mum and Uncle are not a good combination, they have all the responsibility, common sense and monetary prowess of an average 16 year old. It's so nice to have children in the house... hang on, no it's not! At least with kids we'd have some re-course to take some control of a rather expensive situation. But other than that I had a nice long-weekend and caught up with some cool people. Made for a nice change.
I cant believe they still get to stay! I say they don't get to stay anymore! If money is stolen, that is a perfectly reasonable rationale for get the hell out!I am glad that your weekend went well anyway.BTW, it's the girlfriend who has the big knockers, not her boyfriend who I have impure thoughts about. Just a clarification.
Also, if you cant tell- I have changed my mind about keeping the comments on topic. I have had a few people tell me it doesn't bother them, so majority rules ;)
The stolen money situation is a little more complicated than that... the go home attitude is more because WOB and I are getting the 'you ungrateful bastards' attitude from everyone after losing several thousand dollars and bailing them all out of 'supposed' financial difficulty. I'm still not sure what we are supposed to be grateful for...
I still don't completely understand. What do the other family members (not visiting) think of the situatuation?
What family members?.. WOB's dad is divorced and unapproachable about the subject because it would turn into a 'see, your mother is as terrible as I said' thing. WOB's mum, who lives downstairs stole the money because her brother is a scam-artist and conned her. And that's all the family there is.
Wow!Again, I am sad you have to go through this, but so glad WOB doesn't have to face this alone
Oh yeah, It certainly makes the relationship stronger... just not any less tense.The shittiest part is that this all happened just before he arrived and since he's been here we found out from the 'condescending cow', that they have 2 houses and 2 flats completely owned outright in Hungary, two of which are in a very expensive part of Budapest. Ummm, and my mother in-law still maintains he's has money problems. No! He's a con artist you daft bitch!
That is SOOOOO shitty.Maybe it is the selfish American in me but in my opinion no family is better than family like that! I wish I could do something :(Do you need any labels addressed?
WOB and I have kind of come to the same conclusion, when you add in him using my mobile phone to text his mistress, him getting angry with WOB and I because we wont pay for a new kitchen for WOB's mum, and WOB's mum's gambling habit and a raft of other things... it really makes for a tense situation that we could really do without.Awww shucks, you don't need to do anything or take any sort of ownership of our situation, and we are dealing with it. Fun, fun!Your just offering to make address labels because you want to sleep with my boyfriend ; )
You are SOOOO on to me!BTW I still want to sleep with him (your boyfriend and hers) but at this point she is a dear friend, and when I think of him I think of him in context of "them"Thanks for pointing out the "ownership" thing- helps me :)I still dont see why you cant kick him out. Even mom if it keeps you from enabling her habit "tough love"
Yeah, doesn't that 'them' thing just suck... any chance of a threesome ; ) Don't 'dear friends' share?!As I said, we are dealing it. We have a number of options we are looking at, one of which involves both of them leaving the country. And they don't have Poker machines in Hungary
Glad you are dealing with it. I am dealing with the "them" thing. I put my toe into the water of the real world this week (some kudos please- a big deal for a big wuss like me) Yes, I hae retreated back to dry land, but perhaps in the next few months I will brave it again :)
Yes, I read, I read...I thought it very impressive. I would give you a big congratulatory hug but a may 'accidentally' squeeze your Ample behind.It sounded like a good addition to the site, at least you now know that he was particular in that regard. If something had spawned from the encounter he very well may have put pressure on you, not necessarily overtly, to achieve and maintain a body image that isn't very important to what you need right now.
Well the site had those preferences before, they just changed the name of the categories. When I contacted him the preferences matched, I wouldn't have contacted him if they didn't.Thanks for validating my choice to contact him about it. I felt mad at myself at first like I rejected him before he could reject me but I think by excluding "Ample" he had rejected me.I regularly feel self-concious about my chub. Sex and relationships are supposed to be the escape from that feeling. I realize I have it backwards, women are supposed to be EXTRA insecure about their appearance while dating, but I like it the other way around, sue me.Thanks again for validating what I did instead of considering it self-sabotage. I didn't do it (too) impulsively so I dont think it was.Hands off! I am saving these cheeks for your boyfriend
That damn Boyfriend... he gets all the fun.. *storms off to break-up* OK, he's all yours now!I think you have it the right way around. Women, whatever their relationship state, tend to feel insecure about their 'chub', it's just a side-effect of westernised living. If you're making positive steps to not let that insecurity become a controlling factor in your life then I think you're on the right path whether you're pre or post-dating. It will lead to a better self image and that self-confidence is projected to others around you which will be attractive and probably lead to a boyfriend... so there!
Why would I want your ex-boyfriend? He's available!
Ha ha, so what were the fun things you did this weekend?
But I'm not, soooooooo, bring those cheeks over here. LOL... Banter is good for the soul. : )
Yeah it is.:) :) :) :) Missed'cha
Let me think, I can barely remember any more.Went to a dinner party with friends.Arranged with a super-cutie friend of mine to run some acting/directing sessions (just to keep in practice), we did a couple of character development run throughs at the party which was fun and highly entertaining for everyone. Went rock-fishing (rather dangerous, more people die rock fishing than in any other sport in Oz) it was pretty thrilling to get that close to a very powerful and angry ocean especially when it got dark and we couldn't see the lines in centimetres in front of our face, but you can see when a big wave will hit you because it glows in the dark. Ah, so much fun and we caught Rock Cod for dinner.
That sounds fun! It reminds me of something! (not the rock fishing- I need you [un]available to crush on- dont die!)This man (coincidentally) was involved in film. That's crush number 4 who is involved in film, know what that means? It's not about the men, its about me. That should be a medium for my creative fucking around.Did I tell you about the camera I bought for $6? It is a Nizo S480. It is remarkably beautiful, I dont know if it works yet. If it works my plan is to give it to you, but I imagine it isn't as rare and special as it looks. (if you want it it's yours) I considered keeping it for a project but having to get the editing equiptment would take all of the fun out of it, Mac gives you digital editing equiptment for free :)So if it works and sounds like something you want I will mail it to you, and in exchange you can mail me some rock cod- (even yummier after being in the mail for a few weeks)
Yes, death is always a possibility but we know what we're doing. You always sit down and watch the ocean for a good half an hour before you start fishing and then you continously monitor and evaluate your exit from the rocks as the tides come in. It tends to be idiots/tourists/unlucky who die, I can always tell (even in the dark) when a set of big waves are coming in and then just move higher on the rocks. Accidents do happen though and we're always careful. We fish from the bottom of rocks like this.What if I sent you some editing software... what would you like??
Gawd, you just reminded me that I gave someone my super 8 camera and they haven't returned it. SHIT!
My "United Statsian" (her words) roommate says "what the hell!" I told her I was writing you and she (as am I) is still miffed that you didn't explain Muholland drive to us.Those rocks look FUCKING FREAKY! but beautiful
The rocks are fine, it's the water that's freaky. A couple of tonnes of very fast moving water, only a couple of inches deep, is a very dangerous and awesome thing to behold. Nature rocks! Yes, it's very beautiful, catching fish is a bonus.I don't understand "United Statsian" WTF?Regarding 'that' movie, I'm quite busy trying to catch up on several days work and chat to you (totally worth it though), Damn holidays. Maybe one day : )
The problem with Super 8's is that you have to get the film transferred to digital if you want to edit it with software. Which may be a little expensive for you. But if you want to play with it I will definately send you some software : )
Nature "Rocks" ha haIf a person is from Australia, they are Australian.If a person is from the United States, they are United Statsian.OH MY GOD I GOT A MESSAGE FROM DOESN'T LIKE FAT GIRLS BOY! BRB!
He's a LOOOOOSER!He wrote "yeah it's good to match in as many ways as possible- thanks for chatting." this is the plan, tomorrow we are going to take some really hot pictures of me showing off my awesome body (in a subtle way) and posting it on the personals site- he is going to feel SO STUPIDLOOOOOSER
This is fun, I am gussying up for the pics now :)
Sounds interesting... I will await with baited breath.I just googled that Camera, and it sounds really good.
I am so happy to know that! I hope it works!
So? When do I get the pics ; )
By subtle I take it you mean full-frontal-nudity and a dalmation.
No, that is not allowed by the personals site.No animals are allowed
What if you are a Pet Person? Or like to get dressed up in Furry Suits? Is it an animal or person, where do they draw the line?
Eww, you know thats a sex fetish right? The people who dress up in furry suits? eww
Of course I know, I am Satan!It's not nearly as bad as the used underwear vending machines that used to be of Tokyo train platforms, that's right, Used Underwear Vending Machines.
please tell me you are joking
You wish... they have been banned now, but for a couple of years there it was quite common for school girls to earn their pocket money by selling their panties to a vending machine company. It was also quite common to see middle aged men buying a used pair of panties on their way home from work. Mow that's a Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Unbelievable, but from Japan it doesn't suprise me enough I am afraid.Sorry I didn't respond earlier- my messenger didn't blink- i hope you didnt have to get any work done!
Ha ha! I'm getting work done as we speak... I'm an awesome multi-tasker, I could almost be a woman.You're right about Japanese culture, they probably invented Furryism.
I thought you were off taking some raunchy photos...
I was- but the plan backfired. I had to look at my body in photos after having my ego bruised. Doesn't have the same "you missed out" affect I hoped for
I'll be the judge of that...
awwwwell I am working on cropping one right now
Will I be lucky enough to see it? Or is it too racey : )
I sent it to you in hopes of having your help. I have no paint/drawing program on this computer and was unable to reinstall it from the OS CD.
Coolness, I'll have fun playing with it. Did you send it to work or aol?
If its easy will you crop it? Close so it pretty much only shows me, you can even cut off most of my right arm.
aol- yeah please have fun with it- shave off 50 pounds?
LOL! I will have some fun.Can you re-send it to work??
Actually I may add another 50 pounds to prove your point that you can be big AND beautiful.
it will be about 5 minutes, I am showing roomie some streets videosMWAH BTW
Its a microsoft word- oh shit its a mac file!It was the only way I could turn a movie image to a still imageI need a new computer!
I replied : (
I cant save it as an image file, thats the problem.I had a movie and wanted to use a still as the picture.I think the plan was a wash unfortunately. I should have just taken snapshots
Ummmmm, run me through the process u used and I should be able to come up with way to do it.
You are a real sweetheart. This is the big conundrum, the sweethearts are rarely on personals sites, they are sweethearts so they don't need personals sites!
I don't think my heart is even in it. I will try to send you the clipping, but if its the whole movie please dont watch it K?
You'll have to point me to the frame you want cropped.
It didnt work, I had taken little movies, and wanted to use a still of me dancing as the pic- becuase it is fun and less posed. But I cant figure out a way to save a still
Thanks for offering to help, it didn't work, and I didn't love the stills I had anywayOh well
Export Frame Function?Or else just email me the clip and and tell me which second the frame is in. I don't mind if you don't.
I am sure I cant send a file that big...its not that big of a deal in the end- but I am disappointed to not get to see your creation!!!!
There is always the Satan's Car ad Photo. : )
Hee hee! I loved that- are you saying to put that up?That'll show him- "See, I'm a MODEL!"
A model who's not shallow enough to go out with a guy who's hung up on appearances. Mmmmm, it has merit but I'm not sure that it's believable. Models are pretty shallow.
I like someone to be hung up on appearance- on my appearance ;)
Right now I think I am more pouty about my computer than the rejection thing
LMAO... yeah compy's have their days. Have you told it you love it?I was just looking at the original of the photo that I turned into the Car commercial, you're a very pretty girl! I think this guy is a nutjob to rule out beautiful people based on size. Maybe he's 5 foot nothing and would be a little overwhelmed.
Well thats sweet, but that picture is of me 20 pounds lighter!And BTW, he wasn't the hottest boy in town, he was the one who gets overlooked by the girls- but I thought he was cute- ha ha
I dont love it anymore :( But it was my own fault for removing the painting program
I am literally obsessed right now, I have this image, and it can be pasted onto word- i just have to figure out how to save it as an image- Its become a matter of principle!
It's a picture of your face, much in the same way that picture of you and your niece shows you to be very pretty. Don't give me that 'when I was young and thin' crap. Maybe you should tell it you love it and put the program back on.I not surprised that you would go for that type BTW.
Surely you can save the Word document as a PC version?
ooh! let me see! I tried putting the program back on earlier today, wouldn't work
That's because you didn't tell it you loved it... *wink*Yes, save as a PC version and send it over.
Well this whole thing has been silly (once I started getting upset about not having a full body picture) Why? To show this guy I am cute? If he wouldn't have me at 210, why would I want him anyway?And, the impact might be stronger if I post a pic a week from now and he accidentally matches with me and says "oh, lets learn more about her- and it ends up being me" I have wasted time I could have been engaging in IM style banter- uh!
I could save it as MSDOS, but I am sure the image would be lost- right?Its not even that spectacular of an image LOL
Fuuuuuuurrrrget it. What were we talking about... Japanese Panty Machines, HA! Maybe you should just go to bed. LOLI'm honestly not sure what would happen if you saved it as MS-DOS. Hang on... can you past it into the body of an email??
ooh! eh! who cares!
I am sorry I wasted so much time on this.Thank you for being so sweet! Not that it surprises me.I can barely keep my eyes open now, since I wasted so much time- its 2 AM!Maybe tomorrow I will take some pics of me, and then you can mangle them ;) (I hope you will anyway)
Sorry, it was the IT pro in me, you know, how do I solve this problem.I just meant click the cursor into mail and paste. It works for some things like outlook. Macs are somewhat of a mystery to me.
I tried, it didn't work (sorry I didnt tell you) I am looking for some pics on a disc, maybe I have some
Maybe you should just google larger model and post one that vaguely looks like you : )
Great Idea! Or why not post a photo of julia stiles? BTW I have found a few pics for you to mess with
Yeah, totally! You are definately the Julia Stiles type...Send them through, it's all good photoshop practice.
BTW- you didnt do the photoshopping on the second picture you sent me did you? the group photo?
I know what to do! I will post the j-lo picture you did as my profile pic! it has my face!
I dont understand it, why is it so elaborately photoshopped? Why not just have everyone in the room at the same time, taking the picture?
They were in the room at the same time, but that's the photo was so shit (dark background etc) that I was asked to funkify it!
I am looking at it right now- so did you shrink some people and change some peoples heads onto new bodies?I like it if it's intentional, it looks like everyones picture was taken at a different time and put together with a computerThe guy with the goatee is cute
No to the first part, it's just the way the added background seperates the people from a normal field of vision. Actually yes! I did replace on head because in the best photo he was squinting a little. It is intentionally done that way to make it look funky and fresh.The guy with the goatee didn't get any photoshopping because he thought it was too vain. I showed him your photo and he thinks you're cute too.Guess what?! I have to go, you have a good night and sleep well. I'm at home tommorrow.
K- bet tomorrow I will be more fun, less pouty and defeated(you must have done SOME work on him- no one looks that good naturally!) tee heenighty
at home tomorrow :(chat again soon I hope
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