Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Original Poetry Written By Grandmaster Crab

I had a lovely trip. My crew was fun, my days were reasonable, and I spent my first night ever in NYC!

I reflected a bit on NYNDM on the way there, but once I arrived he was instantly off my mind. We didn't get to go anywhere but the hotel but it still felt different. I loved the place. It seemed like any other place in the world, but more so. The people seemed so...well, normal! For one, everyone wasn't white, like in my state (we DO have more than just white people in my state...I know, I met both of them.) And people were expressive and flamboyant (not like the reserved scandahoovians I am surrounded by here)

I was so enamored by my glimpse of the city that I wrote an original poem written by me:

New York, New York
Big city of dreams
but everything in New York ain't always what it seems
You might think it's cool if you come from out of town
But I'm down by law and I know my way around
Too much
Too many people
Too much
Huh
Huh
Ha
Ha
Ta-Too much
Too many people
Too much!

This original poem written by me has been going through my head for the last 2 days :)

mood: fugedaboutit

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49 comments:

Satan said...

That's rough girl. You been hang'n round drum cirlces again.

I wrote a poem on my site as well. Weird.

Satan said...

'That's rough' is a compliment by the way.

Diana Crabtree said...

More original poetry:

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs
He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs
He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood
Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good

This was also written by me, not a song from RUN DMC

Diana Crabtree said...

Thanks for clarifying the aussie slang.

I met some Australian women on the way back from NY, I adored them. The told me what "Get bent" means

Satan said...

Oh, and what does it mean?

Diana Crabtree said...

I have to turn in.

Diana Crabtree said...

It means ride on a recumbent bicycle

Diana Crabtree said...

I didn't mean to publish "I have to turn in" I was going to be bad for awhile and stay up

Satan said...

Have a good sleep,

But, have you seen what 'your' Richard fellow was posting on Spidey's site.

Satan said...

Yay, your awake!!!!

Diana Crabtree said...

tell me

Satan said...

Just basically making her go suicidal.

'Lovely' fellow that.

Diana Crabtree said...

Oh shit

Satan said...

Oh shit indeed. Have a read of her latest post and the 'Arg' post a few down.

Diana Crabtree said...

I am going to check it right now

I love how people can figure out another's life in a second...and then are able to tell them exactly how to fix it like they are going to say "dont cut myself? why didn't I think of that?"

Satan said...

I don't think he was even trying to be helpful. That's my crime.

Satan said...

Sorry about the light reading before bedtime too.

Diana Crabtree said...

Sorry I didnt respond sooner...the yahoo messenger wasnt blinking (my cue that someone has commented or e-mailed)

By the way...you DID express yourself about that funny feeling, you said "be careful about people you meet on the internet" which means "I have a funny feeling about this guy" and I said "I know, thanks" which means "yeah, me too"

Satan said...

Did I? Cool : )

Satan said...

Now, back to the Drum Circle!!

Lay some more Lix on me.

Diana Crabtree said...

There was PLEANTY I had to say about it all, but everything I write on here is "heard" by everyone and I didn't want to show my cards (because I was hoping I was wrong and that he was for real)

Diana Crabtree said...

You are the father of all lies and I am your follower

Do you think I wrote that original poetry?

Satan said...

I 'hear' ya. But, he is for real, a real idiot.

I just don't get some people?! Too long in the pits of Hell I guess.

Satan said...

What?? It's not Yours. Plagarist!

Diana Crabtree said...

This sort of thing happened before.

First off, let me tell you what I think of infidelity. I HATE it. I have stronger feelings about it than the majority it seems. But I also have a brain in my head and can see that people do things like lie for a reason...and I know that telling someone they are a bad person doesn't help them change

I will bet you 100 dollars that both of those guys cheated on someone, or want to, and they are taking it out on her.

Diana Crabtree said...

There is an old Saturday Night Live sketch where Mike Meyers plays a hyperactive kid, and Nicole Kidman plays a little girl who offers him candy, and he says "You're the Devil"

I was just thinking "your the devil" directed at you...for FORCING me to stay up...how right I am!

Diana Crabtree said...

You wanted to have a cheerful funny chat didn't you?

Satan said...

See, this is why I like you. You is smarterer than most & I think I owe you a hundred dollars.

Other than our impending marriage I would never cheat on my partner. And, it's not like I haven't had tempting offers over the years (mmm... cute girls).

Satan said...

Nah, just trying to avoid work...

Satan said...

Which is why there was a delay...

Satan said...

*Chuckle* if it wasn't me FORCING you then it would be Mel. How do you balance these men in your life.

I know... go to bed.

Diana Crabtree said...

Exactly, and I am sure she has had offers too.

That is my biggest pet peeve about cheating...if my boyfriend/husband cheats on me, then I have missed out on extracurricular opportunities that I could have enjoyed too!

I am kidding (sort of) its the dishonesty that is the worst part. I like to think I am open minded about monogamy, like believing that some people can have open relationships and thats okay, but it would drive me 100% bonkers up the wall.

The way I look at it is, if you arent happy with the one your with, be alone, don't deceive people or try to "trade up"

Diana Crabtree said...

By the way I am not claiming to make superior choices to anyone...I made a similar mistake at spider's age too

Satan said...

You know you're going to trade down anyway. You're just looking for an excuse to get out of a realtionship you don't want to put the work into to make it good. So you trade down. That will end too. You'll go back to the first one, drive each other crazy. Break up. Spend some time adjusting and being alone. Then if you're lucky and learnt from your mistakes you'll find someone else you're meant to be with. Well, that's how the script goes anyway (for a reason). There are some deviations.

Satan said...

We all make some stupid decisions, that's why these guys should just fuck off and leave spidey alone.

Diana Crabtree said...

Yeah! And there is a substantial age difference going on here. I really would like to know how perfect they were at 21.

Diana Crabtree said...

What I love about people cheating, or dating someone who is cheating on their partner, is the fact that you have 100% knowledge that this person is a cheater...trading down is right!

Diana Crabtree said...

And what you said about leaving spidey alone...I know they read her blog and know she is sick...why would you pick on someone sick intentionally? Seems irresponsible.

Diana Crabtree said...

Speaking of sick...I do need to crash

Are you ever avoiding work earlier in the workday?

Satan said...

Same thing happened to me the other night. It's a mugging. People get hurt, hurt very bad, but they're only thinking of themselves.

Diana Crabtree said...

Thats powerful

Satan said...

You go crash...

My mornings tend to be busier than my afternoons. I'll see what I can do...

Diana Crabtree said...

Please do. Please rearrange your schedule so you are available to make me laugh at my whim. I appreciate it :)

Hey- there is nothing saying funny back & forths have to be "real time" - and that way I get more time to come up with witty things to say ;)

Thanks for the heads up tonight...even if it took the attention away from my poetry writing prowess ;)

Satan said...

Instant witty keeps us on our toes.

Sleep well - Your prowess is great.

Diana Crabtree said...

Goodnight...

More original poetry:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is sweet
And so is Satan

OG said...

wow!
was gonna post that im floored by ur rappin skills but this conversation here is too deep for that.
i am surrounded by deep people. deep, rappin people. i feel so out of place *goes to hide in corner*

OG said...

and im glad u love ny
=)

Satan said...

Get real Ogsta - you fit in perfectly. We're all hiding in the corner with you is all.

Diana Crabtree said...

Satan- it was a typo- she wrote "hide in corner" she meant "hang on corner" Here in the US "OG" stands for "original gangsta" a name that they call the gang members who lived past 30 I imagine

Ill be back- I am going to buy ice cream- and I am claiming that I am buying it for my roommate and her guests