Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Cue 70's porn music

Okay, three HOT AS HELL young fire marshalls just knocked on my door, they are going to come and "inspect my unit." They were even a little awkward, geez, I guess I am a little hotter than I thought.

Please PLEASE Diana...do not say anything remotely pornographic, and wait until they leave before letting those images go through your head!!!

PS, I asked them to come back in a few minutes so I could tidy my bedroom. Glad I did, my vibrator was plugged in, sitting on my bed! Now THAT could be a great movie starter. "Maam, we have to test this to make sure it is fire-safe."

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