Sunday, July 03, 2005

Save me from the beautiful blonde!

I have had 5 beers. I just hung out with my crew and had a great time. My FO is pretty, slim, and blonde, and she wants to hang out with me. At the end of the trip she is going out with another cute girl (with implants may I mention) and she wants me to come out with them.

Is this girl shallow or boring? No. She is smart and funny. I have no reason to not want to become good friends with her except horrible, shallow, disgusting, unfair jealousy.

I am going to go this week, and hopefully I will have a dring and chill out. I think I may be a bit more attractive than I realize, but this girl is still in a comletely different attractiveness league as I am. I dont take that to mean she is better than me or I am better than her, but it leads to moments of unbelievable awkwardness as the wing man comes to talk to you or even worse, you are alone while the "hot girl" is dancing with some guy- and you feel hideous, even if your not.

I have awful flashbacks of a time I went out dancing with a charlize theron look-alike, I may as well have been invisible, and she certianly wasn't. Half the night she was being hit on, and it's not that I wanted to be hit on, I just didn't want to be reminded that she was being hit on not me. To make it worse she was a bit into herself and this girl is really cool. I don't want hot friends do you hear me! Its not abou twho a person is on the inside its appearance only! I fly with her for 2 weeks so expect alot of posts full of envy and shallowness.

mood: tipsy, envious, and pleased (new friend?) :)

14 comments:

Diana Crabtree said...

I am not going to correct my typos on this one because they are funny (drank too much :) )

Satan said...

dou tank yoo mruch? sounds like you drank just enough ; )

Satan said...

Oh, and if you need someone to throw themselves in front of a beautiful blonde for you, just ask!

Cute friends with implants you say? As long as I get long languid descriptions I won't hold it against you ; )

Satan said...

The blonde obviously got you ; )

Diana Crabtree said...

Your insensitivity to my plight has validated what I have always suspected...the devil is MALE!

ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

I love your blog! :-)

Diana Crabtree said...

Thanks A!

Diana Crabtree said...

Satan I escaped the beautiful blonde, but only for today. I fly with her next week. She was obliged to go out tonight because its a birthday party, I am not. so its a raincheck.

Satan you totally suck. Isn't there some hot, smart, fun guy that you know that you feel jealous of, but its not justified because they are so cool? If not, fuck you ;)

Diana Crabtree said...

(see what pretty blondes do to me? grrr- hostile!)

Satan said...

I guess that's a 'fuck me'. Damn! No, I don't know anyone I'm jealous of. You should know by now I'm not geared that sort of way.

Satan said...

I wasn't intending to be insensitive, I was making a joke as I always do...

hurmph

Diana Crabtree said...

I was making a joke as I always do too!

Or, more appropriately, was giving you shit for being an INSENSITIVE male ;)

Diana Crabtree said...

Satan I am impressed that you arent "geared" to get jealous of people. Envy is one of my worst sins. I am doing you proud arent I dark lord ;)

Satan said...

When God created Love I used it to create Envy. Man was He pissed.