Thursday, July 07, 2005

A photo of me

In case you ever wondered what I look like:

Me

A hint: to get a photo of me, you will need my real name ;)

177 comments:

Satan said...

Not to be an insensitive male or anything but that put's a lump in my throat.

Diana Crabtree said...

LMAO (plenty to laugh off)

Satan said...

I'm sure everty acre is heaven ; )

Satan said...

everty?

Diana Crabtree said...

So heavenly every man she screws marries her :)

Satan said...

I was talking about yours ; )

Diana Crabtree said...

Oh? So you DID find a picture of me :) It is heavenly isn't it? ;)

Satan said...

No, I'm ass-uming.

I don't know your real name. Any hints??

Diana Crabtree said...

Hints:

The first name is a greek or roman Goddess

The last name is a kind of tree

Youve given no hints about your name, only about your carREAR

Satan said...

So your first name is Minerva and your second name is Tasmanian Blackbutt.

Minerva Tasmanian Blackbutt - It's got a nice ring to it.

As for my name - Some of my most successful work has been producing childrens animations. I don't think it would bode well to have people know I also parade round as Satan. Although, my ancestors were very wealthy windmill owners. That's a hint by the way.

Diana Crabtree said...

Thats no fair that you know my name is Minerva Tasmanian Blackbutt and I don't know yours

Diana Crabtree said...

Bananas in Pyjamas I hope

Satan said...

I gave you a clue :)

Satan said...

No, nothing so grand. I did a video for my niece once about a cat and a dog who had to find the easter bunny and thank him for all the easter eggs. They had lost their address book so they decided to dance their way around the world until they found him. I also gave a few copies to other mum's with kids in the same age range. I started to get requests for copies and fan mail from kiddies. It snowballed from there. It's amazing what a three minute throw away piece can do for one's career.

Diana Crabtree said...

Is that a true story? Its lovely

Diana Crabtree said...

It makes me want to be creative

Satan said...

It is a true story, I was meant to see my niece, Rhiann, that easter and my sister and her partner could make it to Sydney so I had two finger puppets (a cat and a dog) and a Chocolate Easter Bunny. So my partner and I filmed it and did the voices and added some music and about 5 hours later we had - CAT AND DOG FIND THE EASTER BUNNY. You'd laugh every acre of your ass off if you saw it. Everyone does!

Diana Crabtree said...

This isyour film isn't it?

Satan said...

At the end of every scene, when they dont find the easter bunny at the eifel tower or the great wall or machu pichu, they say 'Let's dance' in the gayest voice you've every heard. The music I used was Popcorn!

Satan said...

Hell NO!!!!!

I make good films!

Diana Crabtree said...

That sounds very cute.

Satan said...

It's not available on the web - Sorry.

Diana Crabtree said...

What were you doing for a living at the time?

Diana Crabtree said...

So just mail it to me:
Minerva Tasmanian Blackbutt
PO Box 666
USA

Satan said...

Specialist IT work for film studios and making my own films.

Satan said...

I wonder what would happen if I did?!

Diana Crabtree said...

The authorities would see your name on a package being sent to an address with 666 on it and the news media would be alerted and your career would be reduced to making puppet show ads for car lots

Satan said...

Hey! Cool! that's better than what I'm doing now!

Satan said...

Wow, there's a tree called Tree-of-heaven, maybe that's your last name

Diana Crabtree said...

Then I think you should send it...it will be your next big break :)

Satan said...

LMAO

Diana Crabtree said...

OOH! are you doing research?

I never said it was a type of tree in English

Satan said...

I was! It's not?! Damn! Which language??

Diana Crabtree said...

There are no photos of me online (I hope!)

Satan said...

*weep*

I was curious : )

Diana Crabtree said...

I'm curious too, Ive snooped, just havent been busted

Satan said...

I wasn't trying to hide the fact so I guess I haven't been busted. You were snooping? On what were you searching ?

Satan said...

WHOA! I was going to give you a clue about one of the short animated films I made that was included in a Australian Film Database. I followed my clue through and you can find not only my name but my photo, home address, phone number, where I work now and all sorts of other little tastey tid-bits. I've never googled my own name before - Thats really scary!

Diana Crabtree said...

I am embarrassed now

I was just curious to see a pic too

I just looked up MI2 for an Australian sounding name

Then I realized what does an australian sounding name sound like? Kidman? Crowe?

Satan said...

I'm the only person in the southern hemisphere with my name - that's kind of cool.

Diana Crabtree said...

No more clues then ;)

All my name brings up is a political Rally I was at, the church I joined, and unclaimed property

Diana Crabtree said...

I find more and more people with my first name every day (it pisses me off)

Satan said...

I have a fairly unique dutch name. The work I did on those films was on behalf of the parent studios and you won't find me in any credits of feature films. I prefer the idea of not splashing my around for the whole world to see.

Satan said...

So your first name isn't Diana??

Satan said...

Crowe and Kidman are very Australian names. Sydney is one of the most multi-cultural cities on earth and there's no such thing as a typical aussie in this town anymore.

Diana Crabtree said...

My computer froze and had to be restarted, I think its god reminding me not to try to find photos of men in long term relationshiops

Diana Crabtree said...

My first name is not Diana, is yours?

Diana Crabtree said...

And I hope your last name isnt Van Der Sloot

Satan said...

I ducked out for lunch.

Yes my first name is Diana and my last name is definately not Van Der Sloot. I had a friend called Van Donga. I thought my name was bad until I met him.

Diana Crabtree said...

So I have your first name...Diana, now I just have to figure out the last

Diana Crabtree said...

Here is another hint:

First: A Goddess

Middle: Bird-Woman (not in English, but American)

Last: A tree (and a wine)

Satan said...

hehehe - I don't think god is concerned with you finding photos of me. It's not like your going to pop over to Oz and ask to move in. I actually don't mind if you know my name. I have a suspicion you're not a complete weirdo.

Diana Crabtree said...

If that is your suspicion you are a poor judge of character ;)

Satan said...

I am an excellent judge of character. I make somewhat of a career of it.

Diana Crabtree said...

God has a rule: thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife, so he may be concerned

I guess your partner isn't exactly my neighbor, so I can covet her wife

Diana Crabtree said...

Your right, so I will tell you my name too


















Minerva Tasmanian Blackbutt

Satan said...

LMAO

You wouldn't like Monica's wife, she's a beautiful blonde.

Diana Crabtree said...

ROTFLMHAO

Satan said...

H = Hot?

Diana Crabtree said...

Heavenly not Hot (like Hell)

Satan said...

It's better than Humungous

Satan said...

I think I crossed a line there...

Satan said...

Does your last name start with M and have beautiful flowers.

Diana Crabtree said...

No worries, Im not as sensitive as you thought yesterday

But yes, it is humungous...but so is heaven!

Satan said...

HA HA

Diana Crabtree said...

No

Diana Crabtree said...

My last and first names are of the same Ethnicity

Satan said...

I don't know what ethnicity you are so I'm trying to think of all the tree/wine combos I can come up with! Magnolia was one.

Diana Crabtree said...

Middle name, a heritage I have none of

Diana Crabtree said...

This is fun.

I told you what ethnicity my first name is, its one of 2

Satan said...

Oh yes, silly me!

Diana Crabtree said...

Should I be researching too?

Diana Crabtree said...

I will refrain from any more digging on your name- I don't want to jeaprodize any car-ads you are developing

Satan said...

Yeah right, what career?? - I'm just being overly cautious. Here's a pic of me.

Diana Crabtree said...

Thank you for showing me :)

I jusl LOVE hairy chests!

Satan said...

I used to shave but it takes too long.

Diana Crabtree said...

This is me

Most men get hard when they look at me

Diana Crabtree said...

You should try Nads

Satan said...

I had to use their money back guarentee.

You're very pretty... I love the sultry smooth slither of a lady snake ; )

Diana Crabtree said...

I like you as you are.

Sorry, I don't know if any of my coif are ladies. You have to stick a thing up their bum to find out the sex, and they don't like that

Diana Crabtree said...

create an anonymous e-mail on yahoo and e-mail me it and I will send you a pic

Satan said...

If I emailed you my name, what's the point of having an anonymous email on yahoo...

Diana Crabtree said...

So you dont have to tell me your name ;)

Satan said...

I'm not sure I care if you know my name ;)

Diana Crabtree said...

Well you already know mine so its only fair

Satan said...

I doubt very strongly that your name if Minerva Tasmanian Blackbutt

Diana Crabtree said...

If I affirm that that is my name then I would no longer be anonymous on here would I?

Satan said...

LMAO - True

Diana Crabtree said...

I was teasing- your right, thats not my name (your good! how did you know?)

Satan said...

I'm very intuitive

Satan said...

See, I'm not that secretive

Satan said...

is your middle name Sacagawea

Satan said...

That's an awfully powerful name : )

Diana Crabtree said...

Mom was a feminist Hippie ;)

Satan said...

LMAO - you can kind of tell...

Satan said...

Have you disappeared now????

Diana Crabtree said...

You should feel really proud!

I don't imagine I could the short at Blockbuster?

And BTW...Does my blog match the film character? (and vice versa)

Diana Crabtree said...

Or could I find it on Amazon.com?

Satan said...

What? Satan have pride, never... Let's just say that I'm quitely confident of my abilities, being recognised by ones peers does that.

No, it's just similar subject matter so I was interested to read about it from a personal point of view. The film itself was inspired by, and is dedicated to my old music teacher. She was severely manic depressive and taught me an endless amount about the disease.

Satan said...

None of my films are on-line, I'm meant to have a web-site with all my projects on it (books, films, paintings, etc) but I suffer from sloth.

Satan said...

Very cute BTW

Diana Crabtree said...

You had said something about her- I remember that. You wrote it too?

I havent seen it, so I should be careful what I say, but I think it's so important to put a human, identifiable face on mental illness, a good film is a great way to do that.

We have actors saying chemical imbalances don't exist on national TV, the stigma is alive and well

Diana Crabtree said...

I bet you will never read my blog the same way will you? (I look very innocent don't I?)

Satan said...

I did everything except the voices - it's an animation. People who believe it doesn't exist obviously have never had the problem. Tom is an idiot.

Are you innocent?? Of course I had a mental picture that went with what you wrote so I'm bound to read it differently now. That mental picture mostly involved lingerie ; )

Satan said...

I did everything except the voices - it's an animation. People who believe it doesn't exist obviously have never had the problem. Tom is an idiot.

Are you innocent?? Of course I had a mental picture that went with what you wrote so I'm bound to read it differently now. That mental picture mostly involved lingerie ; )

Diana Crabtree said...

I think Tom needs psychotropic drugs for impulse control ;)

That harmless face of mine is why I love this blog- In real life I think I am percieved as sweet, on the blog I have found a way to express what I think, and I don't have to have a stern look on my face just to be taken seriously.

I have decided not to google your name. I have this awesome visual of you in a lacy green teddy, so unless there is a photo like that I will keep what I have.

Diana Crabtree said...

Ooh! Now I am wishing I never said that! Temptation to Google your name might get to be too much. I will only promise not to do it if you tell me you prefer I don't

Satan said...

Yeah the last thing we need is Actor's pretending... oh hang on, that's their job. Tom's actually quite a nice guy and he has reason for carrying on the way he is at the moment. Mostly to do with Saleability. I think I dodged a similar question on my blog...

Sweet is not a bad thing to be percieved as, but you're right it's probably annoying having to differently from who you are in order to get a point across.

There's only two entries under google. One for where I work now adn one where the film is. THe work one has a really bad photo that you can't see any detail in, but the film database (which you've already seen) has all my personals in it.

Satan said...

Monica is right, I need to start working on my marketing. That's just sad...

Diana Crabtree said...

Can I look? Can I look?

And BTW, I know you dodged THAT question but that wasn't the reason I thought, I just thought publicity

Diana Crabtree said...

I thought Suzanne was you

Satan said...

Actually now I'm starting to wonder why google is getting any of the film festival stuff... That's just not right... Mmmmm...

Diana Crabtree said...

I have a marketing idea...first you have to find a young girl with a sweet innocent looking face...

Satan said...

Of course you can look... the photo's in the latest annual report. It's just www.theendofmyemailaddress

No Suzanne was a complete stranger. I never leave questions for myself on my blog, do you?

I shouldn't really talk about that sort of thing, it's a great way never to get a job again. You gotta have trust on a set.

Satan said...

I'm loving that idea, I know this girl on a blog...

Satan said...

You were Richard weren't you!!!

Diana Crabtree said...

I confess, I was Richard all along.

I assumed you would do that because so many in your "circle" have alternate characters

Diana Crabtree said...

Nah, I wasn't Richard. If I were to invent a Character he would have a much better name than that

Satan said...

I have only one alternate character. But I don't really play that game, it's a little nasty for my liking.

Diana Crabtree said...

Some Satan you make ;)

Satan said...

What's wrong with that name...

Diana Crabtree said...

My computer froze a third time, and now its acting slow again...if I dissapear without writing anything its because it froze again and I am give up.

I am giving this annual report one last shot (PDF right?)

Satan said...

I only choose Satan because I noticed there were so many annoying christians on blogger. It was a good way to sort out who had a sense of humour and who didn't. I had been posting as satan for about a week before I stumbled across Og's blog (she the sweet innocent looking blogger I know, BTW) and had the idea of creating the 7th Rim.

Satan said...

yes pdf, right click on the link and choose Save As... it's much faster, our site is screwed. I don't know who does the IT around here. They desrve a kick in the arse - it's almost like they sit around blogging all day...

Diana Crabtree said...

Its HER? Hurrumph!

Satan said...

It must be late there!

Satan said...

Now, now, jealously!

Diana Crabtree said...

I dont get jealous, you will never find an example of me being jealous anywhere

Satan said...

LMAO

Diana Crabtree said...

Well I am almost ready to give up, but I will try this last time (and yes, it is late- woah! but I didn't realize that late (I thought it was still around midnight)

Satan said...

I sent you the photo.

Satan said...

What's the time?? Do you have to work tommorrow??

Satan said...

today??

Diana Crabtree said...

Which one are you? ? ?

I love all of you, you are all so AUSTRALIAN!

Diana Crabtree said...

I wouldn't be up like this if I had to work...Im going soon, you can get back to work in a minute ;)

Satan said...

I'm the handsome one

Satan said...

Get real, work on a friday afternoon. It's almost pub time : )

Satan said...

Actually, only two of the people in the photo are Aussies (not including me - I'm Aussie but a dutch Aussie)

Diana Crabtree said...

I just giggled out loud. I can imagine myself in a meeting with this group...I would probably smile and giggle the whole time at the accents and words

Satan said...

so are you going to guess which one is me

Diana Crabtree said...

Well then I will say everyone looks...not American LOL (the guy on the far L and all of the ladies except the 2 in the center could be American)

I don't know what it is...its body language or dress or something

And since you say you are the handsome one, I will say you look exactly like I imagined, except your collar is so high I cant see if the teddy you are wearing is the same one I imagined

Satan said...

Come now, every guy in the picture has a collar on. Which one?

They are; Swiss, New Zealand (Kiwi), Irish, Scottish, Russian, Lebanese and of course Dutch and Australian.

Diana Crabtree said...

Well I can say I find all of the men attractive except the man second to the left- now HE looks Satanic!

Diana Crabtree said...

Just look at that silly smile on his face!

Satan said...

Yeah, I wouldn't trust that one...

Diana Crabtree said...

Do you know him? Or did you just meet him for that meeting?

Satan said...

Actually, I don't know any of them. I'm just a corporate photographer. Do you like my work?

Diana Crabtree said...

Find out for me if he is seeing any one. I think he looks wicked

Diana Crabtree said...

Really? I feel so stupid!

Diana Crabtree said...

The photo is great! Fantastic composition. I love the muted colors

Diana Crabtree said...

So you really don't know any of them? I honestly do think that one looks hot. And just the right age

Satan said...

No, it is me... I did the photoshopping though. thank you, I liked the colours too.

He is seeing someone, but he's also very wicked.

Diana Crabtree said...

See I know you are a bit older than me, thats why I m respectful to you, but him? Someone that age... I would give them so much shit!

Satan said...

Bwhahahahah hha hahhaha

Diana Crabtree said...

How old is the wicked guy in the picture?

Satan said...

Older than you...



















by two years...

Diana Crabtree said...

Holy shit he is young!

Satan said...

Uh-huh!

Diana Crabtree said...

Well I wouldn't be interested in him. The men who can keep up with me are usually in their late 30s. A young buck like that would only be good for the bedroom

Satan said...

LMAO - Only good for the bedroom??? How demeaning...

Diana Crabtree said...

Well don't tell him I said that, its just men that age are rarely very smart, or witty, or informed- like you are ;)

Satan said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, flattery will make you treating me like a piece of meat OK!

Hey, guess what, It's pub time!!!!!

Diana Crabtree said...

I was joking silly-

Maybe a pint will help you forget the pain ;)

Satan said...

A schooner is Australia... I was only joking too.

I still have work to do though, doh!

Diana Crabtree said...

I am serious, I really thought you were quite a bit older, you are obviously intelligent if you could fool me so well

Satan said...

A schooner in Australia, instead of a pint (gawd, can I make sense)

Satan said...

I'm not intelligent, I'm a smart arse.

Diana Crabtree said...

Sorry i kept you.

Have a Schooner for me

night

Satan said...

Good night...

No, it's not your fault, I work while we chat. There are people here that leave their systems open so we back up data it fails. I have to wait until the main culprit leaves, which she's doing right now, yay, and shut down her PC.

Satan said...

In Ireland, it's called a Jar.

Satan said...

In Hungary, It's a Sor.

Satan said...

In America, it's called weak-as-piss

Diana Crabtree said...

Swear to god I was just going to check if you knew that. In America it is lots of stuff, depending on the Bar

Satan said...

Just so everyone knows, Diana is much prettier in real life, but she wont do the topless pose.

Diana Crabtree said...

Oh you devil!

Night

Satan said...

Night

Atomic Bombshell said...

Holy cow!!! One hundred and seventy six comments.