Saturday, December 01, 2007

Vinegar Breath

I have an infection in my throat. It might be strep, it might be mono, who knows, I dont yet.

I called in sick from work yesterday and got an appointment with a doctor. The rapid strep test didn't show strep, so we are waiting for a longer culture.

She said she would call me today, but maybe I misunderstood, so I felt the need to take matters into my own hands, because it cant get worse, it is so bad right now.

Every hour, I am gargling with apple cider vinegar. It might be a waste, because my vinegar may not have "the mother in it" (a fungus) but it's worth trying. Maybe tomorrow I will go to the health food store and get apple cider vinegar with "the mother in it"

So I have no idea what my breath must smell like, a combination of an infected throat, and vinegar- mmmm, sexy.

By the way, "the one" is very likely a nutjob, and I am 100% sure is the cause of this illness. I am dumping him tomorrow after his PT test (I dont want him feeling defeated during the test)


Anonymous said...

dumping someone because you got sick? Are you sure you didnt just get sick from the 312492354-58345 other places like...uhh touching a door knob then rubbing your eye? eating at a restaurant? haha you are a life n00b

Diana Crabtree said...

I usually wouldn't respond to someone calling me stupid names like noob, but the dude had a dirty penis. A cheese penis.

Oh, and he was mentally ill, like, your kinda worried you would see him on the news mentally ill, but the cheese penis was reason enough.

Thanks for reading :)