I was perusing my new favorite site www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com and I was so excited to find my old trainer Ullrich's myspace, so I could submit his picture, but- hes dead.
I loved to tell stories about him being inappropriate and a steroid freak, but he's dead. The steroids arent so funny now. I cant believe it. I am looking at his girlfriend's myspace page, playing "there goes my hero" oh my god, so sad!
R.I.P. "Chainmail" (my friend's nickname for him)